The Naysayer

I am the one they call The Naysayer. What can I say? I Naysay.

Friday, April 06, 2007

Some funny stuff I just found....

Meredith Grey gets Punk'd
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LdpMvnZQogc&search=grey%27s%20anatomy
(Aw--but she's so cute?!)

And then there's this quality video. Go Super Mario!
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1685760/



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Top Country Western Songs

Top Country Western Songs

17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long

15. If I Can't Be Number 1 In Your Life, Then Number 2 On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd
Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of
Prison By Now

6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Tooth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number One song is:

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But
I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

Interesting Facts

  1. In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb."
  2. Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
  3. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
  4. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.Treasury.
  5. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
  6. Coca-Cola was originally green.
  7. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
  8. The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
  9. The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...) the percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
  10. The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
  11. The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000.
  12. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
  13. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
  14. The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments .
  15. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
  • Spades - King David
  • Hearts - Charlemagne
  • Clubs -Alexander, the Great
  • Diamonds - Julius Caesar
16. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
17. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

18. Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace.

19. Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession.

20. Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand.

21. Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by women.

22. Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey.

23. Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day.

24. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."

25. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

26. In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's."

27. Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

28. At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

Colbert....

"A drink....can I buy you one? Your answer may surprise you. Plus, anyone can say you have a beautiful body, but I'll go deep undercover to find out if you'll hold it against me. Then, a Colbert Report exclusive, "Your father, a Thief?" Or did someone else steal stars from the skies and put them in your eyes? Finally, my place. A growing number of Americans are going there. Should you be one of them? Come here? Often?"