Colbert....

"A drink....can I buy you one? Your answer may surprise you. Plus, anyone can say you have a beautiful body, but I'll go deep undercover to find out if you'll hold it against me. Then, a Colbert Report exclusive, "Your father, a Thief?" Or did someone else steal stars from the skies and put them in your eyes? Finally, my place. A growing number of Americans are going there. Should you be one of them? Come here? Often?"